Monty Python: World’s Funniest Joke (by huancaina)
Hello,Here are some random stuff I like!..
TEENAGE-CIRCUS!
Megan,16years,United kingdom,Yorkshire,England.
And..
love comedians like Armstrong and miller,Fry and Larrie,Matt Lucas and David walliams,Mitchell and Webb,Morecombe and Wise,Reeves and Mortimer,the two ronnies and especially stand up like: Russell Howard, Michael McIntyre, lee Evans, John bishop, jack Dee, Rhod Gilbert.
I love TV comedies like: Not going out, Backadder,Men behaving badly,The office,The thin blue line,Gimme Gimme Gimme,QI,My name is Earl, Mongrels, The Mighty Boosh,Top gear,Nevermind the Buzzcocks, peep show and many more!
Other TV...Sherlock,Whitechapel, Sherlock Holmes, Jonathan Creek, Pushing Daisies,Misfits,Hawkings,Doctor who..The list goes on
Films:Shaun of the dead.Hot Fuzz Paul, three lions,Bunny and the bull ,Rocky horror picture show,Jonny English,There's something about Mary,Me myself and Irene,Shallow Hal and many more!
Stephen Merchant Hello Ladies Stand Up Show (by kamal6490)
MEL!! I found it for you XD !
Men are far more romantic than women. Men are the ones who’ll say: ‘I’ve found somebody. She’s amazing. If I don’t get to be with this person, I can’t carry on. If I’m not with her I’ll end up in a bedsit, I’ll be an alcoholic.’ And that’s how women feel about shoes.
Dylan Moran (via campervanfreak)
I’m just going to leave this here
….I just love this so much.
Sharing it.
If you live in a council flat”… “beside a river”… “but are not blind”… WHAT? WHAT?! “What is your mother’s maiden name?” What’s her first name? I just knew her as Ma! Ma! That’ll have to do. Ma… possibly deceased.
You know, fucking mornings! What is that about? That time is a huge lie. “Get up, get up! We’re going to be late! Quickly! Late, imagine it! The disaster if we’re late! What’ll happen if we’re late? I can’t even bear to think about it!” Late is an idea. Late is bullshit. It doesn’t matter how fucking late you are, you can turn up in your pyjamas scratching your nuts with a fork, the same old shit’s gonna be there. It’s a lie! People running up to you saying, “what do you think?” in the morning! “What do you think?”! “Think? Think?! I’m not even fucking breathing, go away with your ‘think’!” It takes you three quarters of an hour to find your face and apologise to it. And how do they lure you back into the world, into the human race, into consciousness itself? With the great traditional breakfast! As eaten here and in Britain and Ireland and lots of other places: Fried slices of dead pig, tubes of dead pig, some fungus and a chicken’s period on a plate, “WELCOME BACK! WE MISSED YOU WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING! ENJOY!” Of course you can always have the healthy option, of course you can, of course you can!… Some yummy cereal, mmhmmmm dust with milk! Says it right there on the box in big primary coloured letters ‘contains fibre’. Goody gumdrops, I was up all night fantasizing about fucking fibre. You know that feeling when you get a belly full of fibre and you can skip round the room taunting everybody who didn’t get theirs? Remember all those times in your life when you stopped strangers in the street and screamed at them ‘I need some fibre!’
Dylan Moran, What It Is (via toomuchoverthinking)
What, what is it now?! I’m opening fish fingers, cant you see?! You come in here, walking on the floor! Breathing the air, like it’s yours! Talking and talking I’M DOING SOMETHING!!! Look! They’ve fallen on the floor, are you happy? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! Every time I try and do something for myself, you carbonise and then shit on my dreams! You’re just like your whole family! Why do I even dare to think I could dream, I could imagine, I could hope!
Dylan Moran (via calamityclayr)
does anybody realise how much this GIF represents British people
#on 21st december the brits will be the first to die #because they won’t run #they will simply say ‘No you first’ ‘no you’ ‘I insist’ #that or form an orderly queue to die
and then when someone pushes in everyone behind just tuts at them
I love Hugh’s little dance thing :L and Russell always does this he’s adorable <3
I was looking at the Elementary stuff and came across this.
They spelled Steven Moffat wrong.
Yea…-_-
